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Posted on Jul 1, 2015

9 Things You Learn When You Date A Kiwi

It's more than just big decks.

by Epop

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9 Things You Learn When You Date A Kiwi

1. They really don't like Australians.

2. At all.

3. Vowels are a mere guideline.

4. And if someone says they had a good tramp, it doesn’t mean they’re chuffed with their prostitute.

5. Afghans aren't just people from South-Central Asia.

6. And Chocolate + Pineapple = Perfection

7. Also, jaffas are not the same thing as a jafa.

8. Rugby Union > Rugby League.

9. And naming a sports team really doesn't require a lot of creativity.

9 Things You Learn When You Date A Kiwi

1. They really don't like Australians.

2. At all.

3. Vowels are a mere guideline.

4. And if someone says they had a good tramp, it doesn’t mean they’re chuffed with their prostitute.

5. Afghans aren't just people from South-Central Asia.

6. And Chocolate + Pineapple = Perfection

7. Also, jaffas are not the same thing as a jafa.

8. Rugby Union > Rugby League.

9. And naming a sports team really doesn't require a lot of creativity.

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