Take me to the Museum of Science and Industry so I know it’s real.
Get at least 10 out of 12 to earn the gold medal in mascot identification. (It's a new event.)
Don't forget to lock the door behind you!
Like, it has approached dumpster fire level.
WAIT. Before you eat that chip off the ground, read this.
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10/10 use of social media.
Tiny (but still somehow long) little wonders of the canine world.
Is there hope for a Season 9?! MORE WINE!
Here are the most moving, sorrowful, and beautiful pictures from the past week.
Be honest, you guys.
Do you purrfur cat paws or cat bums?
"I was an English major, in case there's ever an emergency involving a comma."
*Slays this quiz in Spanish.*
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Just livin' that mom life.
"My phone just autocorrected 'whatever' to 'Whataburger.'"
I became orange so that you (hopefully) don't have to.
"One chick tried to stab me when we were having sex."
The "Seven Nation Army" just got a whole lot bigger... (h/t BoingBoing)
Don't find these funny? ::: pats shoulder ::: Their, there, they're.
A granny's got to do what a granny's got to do.
UnderWHERE could it be?
Turns out Nerve, a romantic thriller about a social media game from the directors of Catfish, is smarter about signing away privacy than Matt Damon's spy saga.
"Lets talk about your future."
Little Rhody for the win.
Metropolitan police are appealing for witnesses following two separate incidents in a London park.
Because there's a whole world out there.
Extra! Extra! Rio-d all about it!
Are you more prescriptivist or descriptivist?
Film director Duncan Jones announced the birth of Stenton David Jones, born exactly six months after Bowie's death.
From triumphant tales to hilarious parodies, we've got you covered.
Over the last three decades, massive sulcata tortoises have become a popular American family pet. Meet the people who made that happen — and the ones that are begging you not to buy one.
Is it 1, 2, 3, 4, or Smoky?
Let's settle this once and for all
She says she's no good with words, but we're worse!