10 Perfect Slams Lily Allen Managed To Slip Into "Sheezus"

What makes an album even better than just being a GD awesome album? When it contains subtle slams left right and centre, that's what. It's not a bad thing, it's entertaining, and some of them are so dead on they're perfect. (I could be extremely wrong on all of these, but, you decide.)

10. Katy Perry

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A subtle slam to start the list off, in fact, in might not be a slam at all.

"Ri-Ri isn't scared of Katy Perry's roaring." - Sheezus, Sheezus

9. Lady GaGa

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Another few lines that could be read either way, but I detect a little scent of a Slam all over them. But, you can make your own mind up.

"We're all watching GaGa, L-O-L-O-Ha-Ha (???)

Dying for the art, so she's really just a martyr" - Sheezus, Sheezus

8. Samantha Ronson?

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Or any celebrity "DJ" really.

"Whatever happened to the real DJs

'Cause the chick you paid can't mix for shit

She's looking good with her headphones on

With her Beats by Dre

She's so legit" - Insincerely Yours, Sheezus

7. Bloggers/Trolls

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The entire song URL Badman seems aimed at internet Trolls, really.

(It's a brilliantly relevant song for the times!)

"It's not for me, it must be wrong

I could ignore it and move on

But I'm a broadband champion

A URL Badman" - URL Badman, Sheezus

6. Those Facebook Friends We All Have

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Even Lily has those annoyingly social FB friends that we all secretly judge. She's just like us!

"Looking at all of the pictures

Up to all sorts of mischief

Some of them are ridiculous

Everything's there to see" - Life For Me, Sheezus

5. Cara Delevingne

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The first part of the triple line slam (it's so good!)

"I don't give a fuck about Delevingne

..." - Insincerely Yours, Sheezus

4. Rita Ora

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The second in line for the Triple Slam.

"I don't give a fuck about Delevingne

Or that Rita girl

..." - Insincerely Yours, Sheezus

3. Jourdan Dunn

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And, the third place in the Triple Line Slam goes to ... Delevingne's friend (?!?!) Jourdan.

"I don't give a fuck about Delevingne

Or that Rita girl

About Jourdan Dunn" - Insincerely Yours, Sheezus

2. Celebrity Culture (As A Whole)

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Much like her first two albums, Sheezus is filled with slams against Celeb Culture, and rightly so I say.

"You should probably lose some weight 'cause we can't see your bones

You should probably fix your face or you'll end up on your own." - Hard Out Here, Sheezus

1. The Patriarchy

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Much like Celebrity Culture, this is hinted at in a few songs on the album - fair play, "There's a glass ceiling to break, uh huh" (Hard Out Here), take it down.

Basically the whole of Hard Out Here is about this, but the final few lines ring specifically true on the topic.

'Inequality promises that it's here to stay

Always trust the injustice 'cause it's not going away" - Hard out Here, Sheezus