Eight Unconventional Valentines!

In an unconventional relationship or just wish you were? Not giving a gift and not sorry about it? On the verge of killing everyone except one person you kind of like? We've got the Valentines for you!

1. For Hipsters & Beard Lovers (which are basically the same thing)

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How do you tell the man in your life, or that guy in your office, or the one sleeping on the subway that you're into him?

THIS. IS. HOW.

You're welcome.

2. For People Who Would Kill Things

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Specifically designed for those with the ultimate commitment to their partners, or potential partners. What would YOU kill for love?

Would you kill tons of fictional Franken-dogs? Then tell them! Tell them now!

3. Didn't Buy A Gift; Not Sorry About It

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Picked out something so nice you decided to keep it for yourself? This is the perfect card to confess. Perhaps you will be rewarded for your honesty!

4. For That New Attraction (Or Dirtbags & Cheaters)

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Got your eye on someone new? Here you go.

Like to cheat with enough regularity that it warrants a card? Here you go.*

*ed. note: this card is in no way an endorsement to cheat on your significant other.

5. For Badasses With No Friends

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For those people that hate everyone, except that one super special someone!

Also, for fans of the movie Frozen (or something).

6. For 80's Cartoon Fanatics

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For those who just can't let go of their 80's cartoons (we feel you). That said, here's a new hero. Maybe it's time to move on.

7. Dragons, yo.

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Dragons have always been cool. Game of Thrones is f***ing amazing. You can't go wrong with dragon references.

8. For Self-Aware Stalker Types

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Listen, you're a borderline stalker, you know it. Just own it. Self-awareness is hip, in Fiction and in "Real Life."

And if you liked what you found here, check out STORYKILLER and fall even deeper into this awesome rabbit hole!