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    15 Of The Best Dwight K. Schrute Quotes From "The Office"

    Who is Justice Beaver, really?

    1. "You couldn't handle my undivided attention"

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    Classic Dwight.

    2. "I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors."

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    At least he's honest.

    3. "All you need is love. False. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food, and shelter."

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    He's got his facts straight.

    4. "I just want to be friends, plus a little extra, also I love you."

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    A rare sighting! Dwight's soft side!

    5. "Before I do anything I ask myself, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing."

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    I mean, come on. He's rational too!

    6. "How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable."

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    Maybe he wasn't great at math, but his self-awareness is through the roof.

    7. "I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me."

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    He's not right, but he's definitely not wrong.

    8. ""R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it 'murder' and not 'mukduk'"

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    Plus, Dwight has a keen eye for critical evaluation.

    9. "Dammit, Jim! He put my stuff in jello again."

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    He knows when it's appropriate to be upset.

    10. "When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had absorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."

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    No words needed.

    11. "I don't believe you, continue."

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    He just puts it all out there.

    12. "Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will."

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    Re: Confidence

    13. "I wish I could menstruate. I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides."

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    Unpopular opinion, and he isn't afraid to share it.

    14. "Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision."

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    Oh, Dwight.

    15. Finally, Dwight was on the receiving ends of one of the most classic Office quotes of all time:

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    Although, whether the quote is true is totally debatable. Go team Dwight K. Schrute! Beets will forever rule.

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