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Joe Jonas In a Speedo?

I don't know where it is from, but it is Joe Jonas' ass crack.... Sexy Time. You can thank me now... XoXo, Gaspatcho Jones.

Zombie Toenails, Inc. 12 years ago

The Jersey Whore?

The Jersey Whore? Sounds like a blast, I cannot wait to fill her greasy gravy holes! Actually she looks a lot better than the troll the blow up doll is based one. I would much rather have the trash bag carrying Angelina or the I lay on the bed in white shorts Sammi version! XoXo, Gaspatcho Jones.

Zombie Toenails, Inc. 12 years ago

The Assassin & The Ballerina Are Having A Baby & A Wedding!

She's the assassin, he's the ballerina. Here's a way to start off your post Christmas weekend, Natalie Portman is pregnant AND getting married. The baby daddy and soon-to-be Mr. Natalie Portman is Frenchie dancer, Benjamin Millepied (this makes me think of the Human Centipede), a choreographer she met while filming Black Swan. Apparently he broke up with his live-in girlfriend of 3 years to pursue Portman and, let's be frank, a bit of gold-digging. He's French! Like he REALLY can't wait to get up and go to work. Please.

Zombie Toenails, Inc. 13 years ago

Cougar Life!

Try to Get this Song Outta your Head!

Zombie Toenails, Inc. 13 years ago