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    The Blondes 2013 Spring Collection

    The Blondes newest collection dropped recently with models hitting the runway clad in seashells, sparkly bustiers, retina-burning hues, and lipstick. I mean actual lipsticks. Themed "Psycho Beach Party" and aptly titled because now I want to stab somebody to death in a shower... on the beach. I'm not sure I understand fashion.