Top 5 Reasons Maury Is A Noodle

Because let's face it...everyone loves a good noodle

This is my good friend Maury.

He is a noodle.

1. He looks like a giant spaghetti

2. His dance moves resemble that of fettuccine

3. Just like a real G, he moves in silence like lasagna

We can all thank Lil Wayne for articulating that one

4. As a big strong noodle, he feeds on the small weak noodles to assert his dominance

5. He even dances like a noodle

hey val

There you have it

Maury is without a doubt, the noodliest.