Buzz·Posted on 4 Feb 201526 Secrets British-Born Chinese People Will Never Tell YouIt's totally fine to microwave rice.by Zing TsjengBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. We’re really not interested in hearing about that time you taught English in China. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. We microwave rice ALL THE TIME. View this vine on Vine Science says no; our leftovers say yes. 3. We are also secretly disgusted by how you cook rice. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Our families are like superheroes: They have their own origin stories. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. We reeeeally don’t want to say anything in Chinese to you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. And we hate it when you try to speak it to us. 7. This is the worst possible guessing game you can play with us. View this vine on Vine What is this, Question Time for arseholes? 8. We were reading manga and watching anime before it was cool. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. When you say, "You look so much like [insert Asian celebrity here]," you’re probably wrong. View this vine on Vine It’s not that we look alike. It’s just that you only know three Chinese actors. 10. When you ask for a fork and knife at Wagamama, we're judging you. View this vine on Vine We say we're not, but WE SECRETLY ARE. 11. We also judge you every time you cook Chinese food. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. But there's also an 85% chance that the Asian meal we cooked for you was from Wing Yip. View this photo on Instagram 13. We definitely had a bowl cut before it was cool. 14. We were deeply and personally invested in Bloc Party. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. We eat this all the time (and we feel guilty about it). 16. There are some memes that hit a little too close to home. View this photo on Instagram 17. We're not impressed when you tell us about your Chinese girlfriend. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. We’ve got fives times more relatives than you do (and we still can’t keep them straight). View this vine on Vine 19. That's why we call everybody "Uncle" and "Auntie". Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. Some of us didn't do well in school. View this photo on Instagram 21. Not all of us are doctors, lawyers, or accountants. 22. Though sometimes it does get a little alienating being the only yellow face in a white place. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. Especially when everybody else has a weird idea of what your culture is like. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. Or when they try to stick labels on you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. And especially when people don't grasp basic niceties, like not using the word "chinky". View this video on YouTube "If you and your mates are going out for a Chinese, what do you say you’re going for?" What about "I'm going out for a Chinese takeaway"? 26. But even when you've been asked "where are you actually from?" for the 17th time in a month... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Guess what? We wouldn't change a thing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And if anybody else tries to say otherwise: View this photo on Instagram