Sex Ed Tips From The KarTRASHYans

Pause that ugly-ass cry and hear me out!

1. ‘Keeping Up With the KarTRASHYans, only on T.

2. Meet the KarTRASHYans!

Kourtney, Kim, and Khloé

3. *Hair Flip*

5. OMG, LOVE IT!

6. Let’s talk about condoms!

8. Kourtney, tell them about the STDs, you would know…

10. Well, Khloé doesn’t use condoms, where’s her baby??

Burn…

11. Ok, let’s talk about how to put them on…

16. It all matters!

18. So remember kids, always use a condom!!

19. Because if you don’t, you might find yourself going through a little detour North West…

But seriously, Bible.

20. In the event that your condom rips, just use a little Scotch tape…

It works 60% of the time every time!

21. And if you don’t have a penis like if you’re a lesbian, just make a balloon!

22. And if it doesn’t fit, just cut off the tip!

24. So remember kids, no matter how many times someone tries to pressure you…

25. No matter how many times they say ‘just the tip’, never let them in the back door!!

26. Unless they’re in the NBA…

Unless he’s a rapper…
Unless he’s really rich…
Unless he drives a Ferrari…

27. Unless he’s 7 ft…

Unless he lives in Beverly Hills….
Unless he lives in the Hamptons…
Unless he’s Obama…

28. Unless he has a Porche…

Unless he’s from Dubai…
Unless he has cornrows…
Unless he has a grill…

29. Unless he super-sizes it…

Unless he has earlobes…
Unless he has fat rims…
Unless he says please…

30. Unless he likes big booty hoes…

Unless he loves to party…
Unless he pulls your hair…
Unless he likes to bend me over…

31. Unless, Unless, Unless….

32. THE END!

33. Watch the full video here.

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