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    Kim Kardashian Needs Some Linda Belcher In Her Life...ASAP!

    Move over, Kris... enough of this nonsense, time for some MOM-sense. Alriiiight!

    By now, we have all seen Kim Kardashian's Paper Mag cover...so much for leaving something -- anything -- to the imagination.

    Kim is in need of the EXPERT advice of Linda Belcher...

    She has a daughter, Tina, who is outrageously obsessed with, yup, BUTTS.

    BUTTS

    BUTTS

    Linda also has a sister, Gayle, that went through an anus phase...

    And she found the perfect way to handle it...

    BOOM!

    Kim just needs Linda to cover up all her over-exposed ass with her own tasteful underwear -- Voila!

    Linda's got it -- it's handled. Don't worry about it!

    You're welcome, Kim... Alriiiiiiiiiight!