First Round's Holiday Parody Video Is Everything You Need

Sia's Chandelier, Meghan Trainor's All About That Bass, Sam Smith's Stay With Me, Pharrell Williams' Happy, some Taylor Swift, and more...

First Round Capital, a VC firm that specializes in seed-funding for tech companies, released an AMAZING mashup parody video.

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It highlights the First Round community's talent, both in business and theatrics...

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Not to mention inspired lyrics...

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"Because you know

It’s all about burn rate

Bout burn rate, slow spending..."

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"Yeah, my VC they told me “don’t worry about your size”

They say, “just concentrate on making your numbers rise”

You know this won’t be no typical Silicon Valley song

So if that’s what you’re into then go ahead and move along..."

And FANTASTIC costumes...

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Some sultry brooding...

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"Yes it’s true, I need to drive my user demand

I don’t want to hit you with Facebook spam

Just a great social media plan

If we work hard we will build a brand..."

Doggie dancing...

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"Because we’re scrappy

Clap along on the path to product market fit..."

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"Hey, hey, hey

Just think, while you’ve been getting down and out

At your day job at a Fortune 500 company

You could be a founder and march to

Your. Own. Beat..."

Swag.

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"I just started a brand new trend

You might think it’s odd but one day you will wake

And to the blogger over there who says I don’t have a prayer

I know one day you will get it, I’m no fake, fake, fake..."

Cheer.

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"Cause this founder’s here to say, say, say, say, say

That disruption’s here to stay, stay, stay, stay, stay

Big players gonna quake, quake, quake, quake, quake

We’re taking off, taking off..."

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"A makers gotta make, make, make, make, make

And big markets I will take, take, take, take, take

Sleeping giants we will wake, wake, wake, wake, wake

We’re taking off, taking off..."

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Finesse.

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Last, but not least (possible the BEST)...

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Happy Holidays :)

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We're Sorry, RebelMouse!

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