The 16 Struggles Of Being Best Friends With A Know It All

At least you've perfected the 'pretending-to-be-listening-while-secretly-fantasizing-about-Ryan-Gosling' face when they start going on one of their rants.

1. First of all, they have no shame in correcting you in front of people.

oh god here we go

2. But better that than when they start correcting people around you who start giving you dirty stares like you were the one who told them that they were pronouncing their name wrong.

WHY ARE YOU ROLLING YOUR EYES AT ME I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

3. You almost ended the friendship when she tried correcting the guy/girl you were trying to get with.

why?

just why?

4. But nothing is worse than when they stop your professor in the middle of lecture to try and "just add on to" what they were saying."

5. All your will power must be summoned when they start acting like they know more than you on a topic that you're an expert on.

DONT TELL ME HOW TO DO MY TAXES WHEN I'M A GODDAMN ACCOUNTANT.

6. You've considered running them over when you already feel like crap about something stupid you've done and they start telling you I told you so.

7. You've prayed for the sweet release of death when you two get in trouble and they decide that it's the perfect time to start acting like a smart ass.

Oh no officer, she didn't mean you were incompetent at your job when she said that you were...um...incompetent at your job.

8. And let's not forget those agonizing moments when you invite them over and they get into an argument with your 90 year old grandfather about his misogyny.

Omg he's been through 2 world wars just LET IT GO

9. Your heart races every time you log onto Facebook and see a controversial status, knowing that they're going to be quick to comment.

Ugh I love you and everything but why do you have to be such a pretentious douche.

10. You can't even follow half the conversations that you have with them.

11. And on the off chance that you do try to be nice and pretend that you follow, THEY CALL YOU OUT ON YOUR BULLSHIT.

12. And if you thought they were a handful sober...that's nothing compared to how they are a few drinks in.

omg why can't you understand that no one wants to have a conversation about the economic implications of gene therapy at 2 am on a Saturday night.

13. There are days where you just can't, and blow up on them.

14. But you love them when they school the person you hate.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss girl

15. And they are a gem to have during exam time.

16. In the end, they are insufferable. And pretentious. And have no filter. And literally can't let something go. But you love them anyway.