15 Ways You Know You Lived On An All Girls Floor

That first week you move in, the hall smells like flowers and unicorns...But then everyone gets comfortable, and let the games begin.

1. There's always that one girl who thinks she can sing.

No. You can't. And even if you could, I don't need to hear your inner Rachel Berry on the morning of my organic chemistry final.

2. And don't get me started on the girl with no boundaries.

3. You will, at one point, have stepped on something in the bathroom that you still talk to your therapist about.

Because there's always that one savage who thinks that the shower stall is totally an appropriate place to dispose of her tampon...

4. You never really understood the power of makeup until you saw one girl step into the bathroom, and her Vogue model doppelganger step out.

5. There's always that one group that forms the cult that everyone hates.

6. Throwing shade becomes a form of art.

7. A room for all the victims of sexile will quickly be established.

We're all in this together, friend.

8. Speaking of...paper thin walls=noises you never wanted to hear your RA make. Ever.

9. There's always that over competitive girl that doesn't know when to stop.

Congratulations on your 4.0, Becky. And your internship. And your new boyfriend. And your research position. Now kindly evacuate the premises before I slap you into another nationality.

10. You've witnessed friendships come to an end during the 9am battle for the best (and really the only functioning) shower stall.

I.

I never knew Jessica could turn on us like that.

11. Your best source of entertainment will very quickly become the stream of guys and or girls parading out of the rooms on those shameful Sunday mornings.

12. Despite everything, you all have each others backs during spontaneous security checks.

Alright, so I'll flash him while you get rid of half the stuff in our room.

13. You have probably, at one point, seen a penis that you did not want to see.

14. You will come to learn that cycle syncing is a real thing.

"Why do you look so sad, Christine?"

"Isabel just got her period. And we all know she's the alpha."

15. But in the end, these girls have been with you throughout one of the craziest experiences of your life, and you love them no matter what.

Well.

Most of them.

#downwiththecult