After Obama Victory, A Petition For States To Secede On The White House Website
At 25,000 signatures, the White House says it will respond. Potheads and UFO truthers displaced by secessionists.
More than a dozen petitions sprung up on the White House petitions website “We The People” this weekend asking for various states to be allowed to secede from the United States after President Barack Obama won reelection.
The Texas petition was the first, and most detailed, listing complaints such as the Transportation Security Administration and the National Defense Authorization Act, which petitioners called “blatant abuses” of their rights.
According to the White House website, if any petition garners 25,000 signatories, the administration will respond. Previous petitions have asked the U.S. government to acknowledge the existence of extraterrestrials and to reveal the White House beer recipe, along with countless others dealing with the legalization of marijuana.
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- jinabunny thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail, WTF & LOL
- ionginger thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
- hermitina thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is WTF & Fail
- alexanderq thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
- taranehs thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Trashy, WTF & Fail
- Apotheosis After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... and thinks it’s Fail & WTF
- Jackelyn thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is WTF
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loserface 6 months agoWow, people hate on the south because it’s the south. So few have ever even been here. Northerners are always so self-righteous and bigoted toward southerners… it’s a shame they are so blinded by hate that they cannot see good in people due to their location on a map. Racism and GeographicHatred are so 1920s… shame on you.
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Fiona G. 6 months agoAll I had to do is drive through Alabama and Mississippi to get that what people say is true. I stopped to refill my gas tank and some asshat local was giving the attendant trouble because he was of Indian decent and Osama Bin Laden had just been killed. He intoned the attendant would be next.
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GoresChakra 6 months ago
Yeah, 140 years of Democrat control of the South has made it quite divisive. Hopefully the Repubs can do a better job.
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- jak15 thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Old, Trashy & Fail
- Eric Aguirre thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
- BrutalBree thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Win
- alexanderq added Loser to the mix about 6 months ago
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jonathanm26 6 months agoDo they think that if they travel from OUTSIDE the US Govt. that TSA won’t be even MORE up your ass?
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- introvert thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is WTF
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delicious kiwis 6 months agobecause four years is worth all this trouble…. im fcking ashamed to be from the south sometimes.
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- dawningdormant thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail & LOL
- kathyc14 thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is OMG
- firedeveryday thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail & LOL
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- peterag thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Delightful & Win
- fossilgoth thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is LOL
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- chickennoodle thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail, Trashy & LOL
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- Judd Hayes thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is WTF, Fail & LOL
- fredomcfly thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is LOL
- dtomv thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
- ~DRE~ thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is WTF
- kerrih2 After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... and thinks it’s Win & Delightful
- Hector V. thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
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- gabriellew4 After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... and thinks it’s Fail
- pabstimus thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is LOL
- monicaa thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is LOL
- franzfergidon thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail & WTF
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- joshuah23 thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
- toddd3 thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is WTF & Fail
- Seraphica thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Ew, Fail & WTF
- erikachristine thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Win & LOL
- Erinite thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
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jenl4 6 months agoLOL at the few Northerners who want to secede—good luck with convincing the rest of your states. As for those Southerners who want no part of this nonsense, we can grant them asylum in Hawaii and Southern California so they won’t have to give up their warm weather. Let the rest secede and rot in their own misery.
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- beerchen thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is WTF
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watch me boogie 6 months ago
Hey now, “Americans” is a pretty broad group, there’s about 400 million of us from very different cultures.
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Erinite 6 months agoI’m going to have to move north? Lovely. I hate cold weather. LOATHE it. I might be religious. I might dislike Obama, or, more accurately, our government in general… but I believe in making a change, not giving up and running away. I think that this is more to make a point than anything, but it’s a step that goes a bit too far.
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- Ben T. thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
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gabriellew4 6 months agoHey stop hating on Texas. My sister-in-law is from Austin! Plus Austin is awesome.
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- julianneh thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Cute & LOL
- Antifaucetwater thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Trashy, WTF & Fail
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- MsSkeet thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is LOL, Trashy & Fail
- Sean Curry thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail & a Poor Decision
- katieg5 thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
- Beckysaurus-Rex thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail & LOL
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- matthewjamesm3 thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Old
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- michaels51 thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Win
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Beckysaurus-Rex 6 months agoHaha let the rednecks leave the states and leave their discriminatory societies rot.
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