After Obama Victory, A Petition For States To Secede On The White House Website
At 25,000 signatures, the White House says it will respond. Potheads and UFO truthers displaced by secessionists.
More than a dozen petitions sprung up on the White House petitions website “We The People” this weekend asking for various states to be allowed to secede from the United States after President Barack Obama won reelection.
The Texas petition was the first, and most detailed, listing complaints such as the Transportation Security Administration and the National Defense Authorization Act, which petitioners called “blatant abuses” of their rights.
According to the White House website, if any petition garners 25,000 signatories, the administration will respond. Previous petitions have asked the U.S. government to acknowledge the existence of extraterrestrials and to reveal the White House beer recipe, along with countless others dealing with the legalization of marijuana.
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- gandhia thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
- Henry Kuurx After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... and thinks it’s WTF & Fail
- Josh Booxor After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... and thinks it’s Trashy, Fail & WTF
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tomc6 6 months agoCurrently there are petitions up for 40 states; 6 states which went to Romney have met the 25K signatures required to get a reply and Florida did as well. Those states are: Texas, which according to this site - http://www.economist.com/blogs/dailychart/2011/08/americas-fiscal-union has paid 34% more in federal taxes than it has had come in from federal spending over a 20 year period starting in 1990. Georgia,another of the 6 states also has had a net surplus in taxes paid versus federal spending. Their neighboring states, North Carolina, Tennessee, Louisiana and Alabama have had net deficits between federal taxes and federal spending. Somehow, I’m doubting Texas and Georgia are going to subsidize y’all once you secede.
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- h marie thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is WTF, Fail & Delightful
- caseybrianne thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Trashy, WTF & Fail
- nerdynagy thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
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stevenl12 6 months agoI would love to sign this petition. Where and how can I do it. That branch of Episcopal Church, successfully broke away and joined the Ugandan church in Africa. Now they are able to practice “Ultimate” discrimination, condemnation and crucifixion, there. Perhaps these states could successfully do the same, given the similar ideologies they share. It’s very important that they do it NOW. They may never get another chance, as the younger generation there are getting older and more educated, and he older, less tolerant, and ignorant are dying off.
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- Alejandra V. thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Trashy, Fail & LOL
- a234806 thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
- BeBoper thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
- kewlbuttons thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Old & Trashy
- firesinarcades thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
- Housewifebear thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
- samuelg2 thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Trashy, Fail & LOL
- samanthae6 thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
- Goroz Skinny After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... and thinks it’s Trashy, WTF & Fail
- thatdudek thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Win, OMG & LOL
- LOlalaland thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail & Trashy
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LOlalaland 6 months agoShocking & Un-American - We The People’ aka ‘the majority’ have voted their choice for President - you don’t like it get the hell out of the U.S. - we couldn’t be happier to see you go!
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- Arica H. thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is WTF, Trashy & Fail
- mellisas thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Win
- matthewa8 thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Trashy, Fail & WTF
- Amarieza thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
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- josiahc thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
- xlinzymmm thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Geeky, Fail & WTF
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- moonshoes thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is WTF
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- Matt U. thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
- Arie Tharp After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... and thinks it’s Win, Delightful & LOL
- Plus182 thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is WTF, Ew & Fail
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- Sylvie thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail, Ew & Trashy
- MizzLadyC After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... and thinks it’s WTF
- zachg6 thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail
- blakem3 thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Trashy
- lyond After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... and thinks it’s Trashy & Fail
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brandonr4 6 months agoI’m not on the succession band wagon, but what’s wrong with people expressing how they feel about the way they see the government heading? Is it not the same as protesting in front of the White House or the Capitol? Also, is the only valid argument against them that they are all “racist rednecks?” Just wondering.
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buddersmoosh 6 months ago
Can I sign the petition on behalf of someone else? Looking at this list makes me think that maybe they should secede :/
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- zandrah After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... and thinks it’s WTF
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ImJohnsirz 6 months agoAnyone care to share a bunk after I move out of Texas if it does secede?
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- marleyf thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail, LOL & WTF
- pbayuk thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Fail & WTF
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- kileyu After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... and thinks it’s Fail & Trashy
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- thekingsQueen thinks After Obama Victory, A Petition For S... is Trashy & Fail
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thekingsQueen 6 months ago
dumb bitches!! where were these petitions with bush? what ignorant and racist people.
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lindaralphw 6 months agoStates did petition to sucede when Bush won the election in 2004. Looks like you need to check the facts before posting something this stupid.. Lincoln freed slaves Lincoln was republican. It was the Democrats that felt that Blacks should not bote , carry firearms etc. Democrats have never been the friend of the African Americans. BTW there were many Wonderful African American founding fathers. We owe them a great deal, including having their stories told.
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loloandrew11 6 months ago
Only Texas can legally secede. It was part of the statehood agreement. And no, not all southerners are racist, close minded, rednecks.
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GoresChakra 6 months ago
sakowitzk -learn your history, The Republic of Texas entered the Union as a Separate nation and thus required a Treaty. All other states (other than the original colonies) were territories. In that Treaty, Texas can secede,or if it chooses it can break into 5 separate states (thus giving those states 8 additional senators).
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FalstaffsMind 6 months agoSecession is a queer form of patriotism. It’s like those people who lock their kids in cages to teach them how to behave like a human being.
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zombiegirl12 6 months agoYeah none of those states can afford to leave, most pay out less then they take in.
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