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Sorry, I Am Not A Sex Maniac #TurkeyComedy
Nice to meet you, WallTrix, the only turkey who lives a life much better from you. Welcome to my yacht. I invited the director of my office to my yacht, that's because I only have one thing in mind. Sex, sex, sex. My wife does not know anything about it. My wife is just frigid. she is in love with Ashton Kutcher. My wife is having an afair with Ashton Kutcher on FaceBook. Get used to it, it turns out, there are turkeys who live in a soap opera.
