7 Things You Didn't Expect Would Victimize You In College

We enter the college campuses and think everything is going to be great. We walk along and get victimized by something out of nowhere.

1. The Avid Believers

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When you see little old ladies dressed in white handing out copies of The Watchtower you quickly learn to walk the other way.

The first lesson you learn in college is that the crazy religious groups surrounding your campus will make you feel bad about your day, sentence you to eternal damnation and make you late for class. Don't fight with them. Just keep it trucking along.

2. Fraternity's Not Providing

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That really sad moment when you realize that EVERY frat party in college is a BYOB.

And then you're reaction when you're the only sober person at the party.

3. Parking Services

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The one time you park your car outside of a building to quickly run in and drop something to a professor.

You come back out to your car and you see that parking services gave you five parking tickets in 5 minutes.

4. Your Roommates Parents

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Your roommate's overprotective mother who will be there when you get home....and your roommate won't be. She'll also call you when your roommate finally figured out she was crazy and won't return her calls.

5. The Weather

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Unless you're one of the lucky people who goes to college somewhere like University of California - Santa Barbara or University of Florida where the weather is perfect, YOU ARE NEVER PREPARED FOR THE WEATHER.

Especially when you're walking to class at a northern school. It's a wind tunnel, winter, spring, and summer all at once.

6. Day Drinking

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WOOO PARTY! WOOOO DAY DRINKING!

Yeah, it's all fun and games to day drink. However, you're functioning alcoholic choices will kick your butt around 8p.m. No one survives and you're lucky if you make it through a day drinking event without waking up the next day and reliving your day through embarrassing instagram posts from your friends.

7. Pharrell

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You begin to learn that as you go through your four years of college that your mood will be tired, snarky and moody.

Finals are around the corner, you have barely slept and you are running on 6 cups of coffee. After your all-night studying at the library, you go to your car just to go sleep for 10 minutes at home. The radio comes on...

"Happy" by Pharrell is coming on.

Not Today, Pharrell. NOT. TODAY.