The 15 Least Scary "Are You Afraid Of The Dark?" Villains

Werewolves, vampires, tiny doors; all the scariest things!

15. Vlad from The Tale of the Nightly Neighbors

He's a little kid who hates the sun, garlic, and not being invited to things. So, my cousin is as scary as him.

14. The Phone Police from The Tale of The Phone Police

There are way scarier sectors of the government.

13. The Door from The Tale of the Door Unlocked

It's a tiny door that causes a bunch of problem then helps you fix them, including ones in your love life. This thing is great!

12. Ghastly Grinner The Tale of the Ghastly Grinner

He makes you laugh. That's his thing. Also, he gets defeated by an eraser. An eraser.

11. Mrs. Valenti from The Tale of the Mystical Mirror

Sure, propagating conventional beauty standards is a bummer, but at the end of the day this lady is getting rid of teens and getting us more gorgeous dogs.

10. Peter Kirlan III The Tale of the Captured Souls

Creepy? Yes. Scary? No.

Have you seen this guy run or through a baseball? He can't harm you. Well, unless you're the type of person who gets to a B&B filled with mirrors that shock you when you touch them, and decide to stay.

9. Gordon from The Tale of the Full Moon

He would be the scariest if we didn't find out he plays the saxophone.

8. The Lizard Master from The Tale of Hatching

You have to eat some gross thing called sponge to even get to this thing, and even then you have to wait forever for it to get down a hallway. But y'know what kills it? Rock 'n' roll music. It is a grandma.

7. Badge from The Tale of Badge

Speaking of grandmas! Y'know who kills this Kubrick quoting weirdo? A grandma.

6. The Scarecrow from The Tale of the Silent Servant

This thing does whatever you ask it to do. Just ask it to be cool and you should be fine.

5. Mrs. McGregor The Tale of the Quiet Librarian

So, her thing is she likes it quiet and can absorb voices. Rock 'n' roll music would once again defeat this baddie. Or even simply, y'know, being quiet.

4. Pool Ghost from The Tale of The Dead Man's Ghost

What kind of ghost gets killed? Or maybe he just got his unfinished business done.

That's your unfinished business, dude? Teaching a nerd to swim and girl some science stuff. Cooool. Thanks, pool ghost.

3. Nosferatu from The Tale of Midnight Madness

Holy Purple Rose of Cairo, Batman! This guy walks out of a movie to wreak havoc on the real world. That's not even the scariest Woody Allen movie plot.

2. The Thing in the Basement from The Tale of the Dark Music

So, you're telling me this thing gives you, literally anything you want if you feed it all the people in your life you hate? And it can't Audrey II the world, because its contained to a basement AND can't do anything unless music is playing? Sounds cool!

1. Zeebo the Clown from The Tale of Laughing in the Dark

PSSSSSH! I'm not scared of Zeebo! He's just a dumb Bozo rip off! Why would I be scared of a clown! You're dreamin', pal!

Don't believe me? Fine, meet me at the amusement park tonight and I'll prove it! I'll steal his nose and you'll have to wear it at school for a week!