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1. You're at work on a Monday morning.
2. You feel like something is off.
3. UGH. What is it?!
4. YOU WANT A COOKIE!
5. a SCHMACKARY'S cookie!
6. You use your lunch hour and...
7. YOU SPRINT UPTOWN!
8. You've arrived! The Bakers & Cookie Makers wave to you!
They even know your name!
9. You recognize another Schmackary's regular and grin a "Hello!" their way.
10. THEY HAVE 2-for-$2 cookies today!
11. This is the highlight of your day now.
12. What do you order though?
13. You need to decide which cookies you want.
14. All of a sudden, you hear, "HI THERE! WHICH COOKIES WOULD YOU LIKE?"
15. To stall, you order Iced Coffee.
16. But then you hear, "What can I get ya?"
17. You order ol' trusty, "Maple Bacon"
18. Oh, it's 2-for-$5? I SHOULD ORDER ANOTHER.
19. You ask POLITELY and KINDLY if there are anymore flavors out of the oven in the back.
20. There's nothing like a gooey, fresh cookie.
21. Oh. They don't.
22. You hear, "Why not try our blueberry cobbler?"
23. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
24. Then you hear, "For 4 more, it's only $14!"
25. You go ahead and get them for dinner later.
I mean...
26. You swipe your BellyCard to earn points for ordering.
27. At last, you have your cookies!
28. You take that first bite outside of the store.
29. You finish your cookie in euphoria.
30. AND THEN ANOTHER!
31. You stop after that. Save the 4 for later.
Tomorrow is another day.
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