There’s a bakery in New York City that sells cookies like Wonka sold chocolate.
These cookies aren’t even the seasonal ones.
I’ve only been just once or twice.
On a typical Monday.
Okay, fine. I am a proud Schmackary’s Cookie Monster.
DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU, NEW YORKERS!
1. You go there so often, they know you by name.
2. You know the weekly rotating cookie schedule by heart & they are flagged in your iCal.
3. You always share your cookies.
Well, actually, you don’t.