15 Things I Learned At Pippin On Broadway

I recently saw PIPPIN ON BROADWAY and wanted to share some important lessons I learned.

1. I should workout more

Kyle Dean Massey was shirtless for 35% of the musical. I ate a Schmackary's cookie beforehand and regretted it. #truth

2. Charlotte d'Amboise is a cougar

Put a red wig on her and it's like looking at Vanessa Williams II: Simba's Pride

3. ACROBATICS IS F***ING HARD!!!

I grew up with DUMBO. I didn't know acrobatics could be... artistic.

4. Rumtum Tugger is a Curious King

Terrence Mann plays a King who rides a unicycle, throws knives, and gets resurrected (on stage). #CuriousCat #IAmWarningYouJavert #MrsSantaClaus

5. Lavender soaps and lotions = Love

"NOW ON CLEARANCE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY! LAVENDER SOAPS & LOTIONS!"

6. The gates! The gates! The gates! The gates of heaven await!

They promised at the top of Act 2. #lolz #noreally

7. No one likes a King

ever.

8. How to make an Entrance

Skip to 2:45. I will require a curtain to be raised before me whenever I enter a room now. #halfkidding

9. WHERE THAT SONG CAME FROM!

Take a shot every time you heard this in Middle & High School

10. The Broadway Musical Kristen Wiig Should Be Cast In

Cast her as Pippin. I don't care- the girl can do Fosse already. #snl #wiig4broadway

11. I need to stop eating cookies

Because people who look like this DON'T EAT COOKIES

12. I need a hair stylist

and biceps

13. Designing Women on Broadway

Annie Potts plays the Grandma AND LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME. #Ghostbusters #AnyDayNow #GCB #LifetimeTV #MaryJo

Check out Mary Jo Shively in costume (http://www.pippinthemusical.com/photos.php)

14. Who my Future Husband Is

Meet Kyle Dean Massey. Google image search "Kyle Dean Massey + Shirtless". Trust me on this.

15. Say I'm Sorry with a Dog

"Gay Men w/ Dogs" needs to be a Tumblr if it isn't already