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You’ve lived in another country. It’s been a blast. But now it’s home time
2.
In all honesty, you’re expecting a bit of a fanfare upon your return
3.
It soon becomes clear that a lot has changed
4.
You feel like you’ve only been away for the weekend
5.
BUT EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT NOW
6.
All of your exes are married
7.
In fact, everyone is taken. You will definitely end up a spinster
8.
In desperation, you join Tinder
9.
This only serves to depress you more
10.
Your best friend now has a life independent of you
11.
You're still thinking in the wrong currency
12.
People make fun of you when you come out with foreign phrases
13.
Everyone you know has a real job now
14.
Your favourite bar is nothing like it used to be
15.
You have no idea where the cool kids go these days
16.
But just when you've resigned yourself to a life of solitude...
17.
Someone remembers who you are and invites you to a party
18.
People seem pleased to see you
19.
Not EVERYONE is locked down
20.
Not everyone has a high-powered job
21.
Finally! It feels good to be home...