Right now you're probably like...
Well for starters, I just graduated college.
And I can't even begin to explain how much I want to work at BuzzFeed.
Because working anywhere else just seems so...wrong.
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BuzzFeed should hire me because I'm clever and hardworking.
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But I still know how to throw down.
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Just the other day, my instagram reached triple digit likes.
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Maybe that's because I'm addicted to social media. and my phone.
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More importantly, I know exactly what I want.
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Ok, and sometimes a slice or two of pizza.
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I just want to make things!
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Because opening up Illustrator is like Christmas morning.
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Don't even get me started on Photoshop.
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Because, my god. I really like photography.
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Which reminds me, I have a website.
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So that probably makes me some kind of web-genius.
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Plus, I can actually work well with others.
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I'm fun and believe in magic, unicorns and Miley Cyrus.
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Who wouldn't like me? After all, Beyonce is my spirit animal.
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She's taught me to be bold, passionate, and original.
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And it's helped me land a couple internships, like one time I worked at Nickelodeon.
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So, I definitely know my shit.
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If we're being real, I already spend all my time on BuzzFeed anyway
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Which means I know everything about you.
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SO JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE