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Chelsea Peretti: One of the Greats
Her Intro Monolauge
When she actually showed us her trials and tribulations
During Chelsea's Intro she shows us that she has done comedy specials before that "made her look like a damn fool" trying to be something she wasn't
When she killed her impression of Robert DeNiro
When she arrived to her venue, the Palace of Fine Art
When she hit her knees and prayed to God, to thank him for all the humility he bestowed upon her and the supreme gift he blessed her with
Her sound check
When she started her show but then...
A taunting clown appeared to Chelsea on the side of the stage
When she describes what she imagines being a guy is like
The moment when she perfectly mocked every male comedian
"I'm always just so blown away by their creativity!"
And then right after she showed us her version of the classic bit
Seeing a guy in the audience salt and/or peppering a hard boiled egg
When she expressed that, just like the rest of us, she isn't a fan of small talk
When Chelsea brought up how lunch is "the thing people who hate eachother" do
When she gave us the breakdown of how parties are actually awful
When she talked about Pet Rescue Owners
"I kind of feel like you're taking advantage of the fact that your pet can't talk"
When she brings up how awesome it would be if you could text with your pets
But goes on to explain that your dog probably wouldn't give you the best advice, and he would probably only be looking at your life through the prism of his experience
When she explains that she can be easily persuaded by confidence
When she talks about how there's two types of girls
When Chelsea brings up how hot girls really only have shitty advice to bring to the table for normal girls
When a photo of her younger self called out to her from the audience
She brought up how hot girls are doing a lot of great things online, and how she's floored by their realness
When she spoke on how there's a very powerful movement going on right now on the internet: #NoMakeUp
"In the following photograph, I Cassandra, am not...wearing...any...MAKE UPPPPP!"
When Chelsea stated the best way to truly piss off a model hot girl
When she brings up how women are crazy and put Botox in their armpits to make them stop sweating
"This is a whole new kind of juicy booty!"
When she brought up the fact that it's actually ridiculous that Surfers have their own dialect
Pretty much any time the camera panned to the audience
When she threw the audience a curve ball and asked a tough question about Fedora's
When Chelsea explained that men love Breaking Bad because it's a fantasy
All the dogs in the audience
When Chelsea told us her story about how she threw up on a plane
"I'M SORRY TO MY FAMILY!"
"Hey girl, hey beautiful, there is a pile a vomit with my DNA in it and your name written all over it!"
When she told us about the time she searched her name on the internet
Chelsea also reminded us that Jodi Arias is just your average girl
When she was super relatable
"Sometimes I feel like if these walls could talk they'd be like" "Bitch you're back in bed AGAIN?"
When she talked about how she pees a lot
When Chelsea talked about her appetite
When she talked about how men hate hearing Female Comedians talk about their periods
"I don't wanna disrespect comedy like that, I said no!"
And then she thanked the audience, except they had all fallen asleep
~walks off stage~
Letting the clown from earlier, close the show with a big BANG
There you have it! Iconic! One of the Greats!
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