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1. Do you know the Royal Mint?
2. My pet donkey is so annoying...
3. I used to have a job where I had to mess around in bins,
4. A bee was annoying me,
5. When I flatulate,
6. I really like jokes.
7. I really like Polos.
8. Regurgitation, too.
9. And computers.
10. A detective got constipation.
11. I got a new job where I advertised.
12. When an idiot dies,
13. I got a third and final job where I made clothing.
14. How To Make Sweets
15. I had a pizza.
16. I dissected my annoying pet donkey.
17. On Imgur, I saw someone made art by carving an egg.
18. What's the most important score in golf?
19. I had a metallic coffee.
20. I can do skills with H2O.
21. I had a Penguin bar.
22. I went to a game convention.
23. When it rains in hot countries,
24. I went to an oily country.
25. The saddest colour ever
26. I need a superhero.
27. What time is it?
28. I challenged a Germanic person to a race.
29. I'm making such terrible puns.
30. Goodbye!
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