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    Obama Meets Horse

    Mr. President will have nightMARES over this.

    Possible Conversations:

    Horse: You should STIRRUP the economy.

    Obama: That's funny

    Horse: Our fiscal problems are not a fucking game Obama.

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    Horse: I'm here to give you nightMARES!

    Obama: How did you get near me?

    Horse: I got PASTURE security Mr. President.

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    Obama: And what is your question?

    Horse: Neigh!

    Obama: What?

    Horse: Oh…excuse me…REPEAL OBAMACARE!

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    Horse: It's so nice to meet you. We MUSTANG out some time!

    Obama: Security!