I am so tired of seeing stories about “tea baggers.” POST SOMETHING INTERESTING.

The “expression for a home run” he is referring to is “left the yard,” hence its use in the final sentence of the column.  Also: wow.

Man swears after being stung. Shocking.

Yeah, laugh it up. The Zune business model easily trumps the iPod/iTunes. They’ll do the same with their phone.

Ahem. Nashville is not the Deep South.

District 9 is sooooooooooooo good.

It is worth noting that the areas of her skin that appear red are just places she doesn’t have tattoos. That is to say, that’s her actual skin color. So the concealer actually works just fine. It would just need to be blended to reduce the splotchy appearance.

“You look African.” LOLWUT. Please, this can’t be real. Can it? Unf.

I must be missing something. What are we waiting for?