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    18 Valentine's Day Ideas, And The Answer To What Your Man Really Wants On February 14th.

    Still Stumped On What To Get Your Valentine? We've Got You Covered.

    For the hopeful:

    For the lingerie lover:

    For the retro-ephemera lover:

    For the bacon-loving princess:

    For the hirsute:

    For the chocolate lover:

    For the tighty-whitey connoisseur:

    For the artist:

    For the technology lover:

    For back door fans:

    For the crafty:

    For those who like to cook:

    And those who don’t:

    For the lonely:

    For your knight in shining armor:

    For the bitter:

    For the pop-culture lover:

    What does your guy really want for Valentine’s Day? Sex. Now, isn’t that easier than making 52 playing cards?