Hey Buzzfeed, in addition to being able to flag responses as “boring” or “spam”, why can't we “like” them or vote them up? Some of these responses are hilarious and need to be recognized!

If you couldn't tell that the article was a joke, then you couldn't find your ass with both hands and a map of your ass, labeled “ass.”

and 99% of surveys are bullshit

That's because AMERICA is in your heart, not on some commie-fag-pinko-liberal map.

Hey, whoa, calm down guys, it's just satire… no need to take it seriously.

“a full 37 percent of American citizens are incapable of identifying their home country on a map of the United States.”  If it's a map of the United States, it's already been identified by default. Unless you meant to put “a map of the world.”

The Huffington Post article was satire, not reality. Just FYI.