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Before we move on, before we pop champagne, can we get that recap, 2013?

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((( Lyric )))

Before we move on, before we pop champagne,
Can i get that recap, 2013

Twenty Thirteen started on a Tuesday
Year of the snake, my rhymes like venom get you woozy
Obama had his second inaugural
and completely unrelated, I think math is impossible.

Moving on to more important facts
we got our national celebrity -Grumpy Cat
a cat so grumpy and a cat so mean
kinda reminded me of Paula Dean

Scientist’s 3D printing an Ear
I’m starting to look like Greg Kinnear
He won another Oscar, Daniel Day Lewis
I’m coming at you like Daniel Day Jewish
And The Walking Dead had record breaking viewers.

Miley Cyrus’ tongue.
She kissed me and it touched my lung.
Gay marriage and weed made legal
Obey my Beagle.

kANYE and Kim had Sex
had a baby then they called North West
they say less is more , i say more is less
we laid Tommy Machine Gunn from Rocky to rest. he’s dead.

We lost Tony Soprano
but he’ll be always be with us
cuz we got On Demand yo.

The red sox, black hawks, the ravens and the Heat
they all won big games
The mayor of Toronto
smoked crack cocains

The pope resigned
then we heard blurred Lined
a million times and the silver linings
playbook, Bradley Cooper made loot.

Alot of bad things happened this year, but we don’t wanna talk about that.
like trials and bombs and football players
and i walked into a swarm of gnats.
Edward Snowden - the government shutdown,
we’ll make you put your butt down.

Nelson Mandella brought us all to tears
Now were down in Miami trading gators for beers, cheers.

Rockos Modern Life in 1996 had an episode that hit the scene
it took place in the future.

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