Last Chance Undies on urbandictionary.com ›

Your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done; that pair of ugly old underwear that you reserve for an emergency. Dude, I gotta do laundry today, I’ve got my last chance undies on!

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skin-thirty on urbandictionary.com ›

a reply from someone who doesn’t have a watch, usually said after someone asks what time it is. 1: Hey, what time is it? 2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It’s skin-thirty.

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Fuckit List on urbandictionary.com ›

A list of people, male or female, you want to have sexual intercourse with before you die. Bob: Joey has an awesome Fuckit List: 1. Jessica Simpson 2. A Milf 3. Megan Fox

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bail whale on urbandictionary.com ›

n. (bail-wail) a. Someone who leaves when they are needed. Tim: Hey, John, can you help Harold and I move the furniture while you’re here?John: No, dude, I think I left my oven on. I have to go.Harold: Your friend is such a bail whale.

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precrestination on urbandictionary.com ›

To thoroughly clean one’s teeth before visiting the dentist for a teeth cleaning. I ate a bag of Oreo’s and then committed precrestination before going to my dentist appointment.

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Facebook Minute on urbandictionary.com ›

(n) an elongated and obscure period of time spent distracted on Facebook when the original intent was to merely check your messages. Dude, where’s Mark?Oh, he just ran inside to check his messages really quick. He’ll back in a Facebook minute.Fuck, we’re never gonna eat now.

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Text Purgatory on urbandictionary.com ›

The time period one waits for a response to a flirtatious text. Dave was in text purgatory after sending Kiri “drinks later?”

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add to cart on urbandictionary.com ›

1. an Internet Era phrase used to communicate one’s intent of purchasing or engaging in something.2. colloquialism for yes When she asked if I wanted to come in at the end of our date all I could think in my mind was, “add to cart.”

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Whack it Off on urbandictionary.com ›

Similar to “Walk it off.”An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects. James: “Dayum! I’m horny and no girl will sleep with me. Not even Gretta, the unibrow girl.” Morty: “Whack it off, James… Just whack it off.”

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