If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest

Basically, it's Twilight in 10 minutes (instead of 2 hours) and minus the screaming girls. With lines like: “I'm just a hollow placeholder for all of the teenage girls in the audience to project their personalities onto,” Cracked takes a crack at summarizing hit vampire movie, Twilight.

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  • Oh you didn't say there was READING involved… OK, someone needs to put this on Youtube so I can see it… please.

    K.L. May
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