If you want a sure-fire way for your girlfriend to break up with you, then send her one of two of these texts messages.
1.) You have beautiful skin. Can I have some? I want to wear you.
2.) I just made a shrine of you in my bedroom, but I need a piece of your hair to top it off.
3.) You look like you're dead. Is it that time of the month?
4.) Your sister is so hot! Could you put in a good word for me?
5.) Will you marry me? PLEASE?!?! I'll even hyphenate my name so you don't have to.
6.) I want to taste your blood so we will be bonded for life.
7.) Do you want to have a threesome with my cousin and I?
8.) I haven't clipped my toenails for 6 months. I can't wait to show you how long they are now!
9.) I have only had 4 STDs since 2005.
10.) My cat just died so I had him stuffed so you could have a new stuffed animal.
11.) I just got a Fleshlight so I probably won't need you that much anymore.
12.) My favorite game is stalking, whats yours?
13.) God, I cannot stop thinking about your mom's cleavage she was showing earlier.
14.) I used to be a woman.
15.) I still am a woman.
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