10 Shocking Things That Will Change Your Opinion On Steven Soderbergh

If you find certain parts of this list confusing, please bear in mind this is your fault, not mine.

1. He shoots his own movies

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Ever since his 2000 hit Traffic, Soderbergh has acted as his own cinematographer, under the alias Peter Andrews. This is either due to a contractual obligation about having names appear before the writer in the credits, or because Soderbergh is filing fake tax returns under the name Peter Andrews, and he wants to get away with it.

2. He's retired

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This is his "yeah, I'm not even working in movies anymore, and I'm still rollin' in the awards, bitches" face.

3. He won an Oscar

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Above is a dry run for his Oscar acceptance speech.

4. He's married to Jules Asner

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Lucky bastard.

5. He... makes movies

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Yeah, he makes movies. Wait, he actually doesn't anymore, scratch that.

6. He may vote Republican

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but he's a firm believer in gum control.

7. He likes to experiment

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Well, he used to. Not so much anymore.

8. Um...

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I'm beginning to think it was a mistake to make this 10 things.

9. He...

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Well fuck, I swore I had more than this.

10. ...

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Yeah, I'm not cut out for this site. I better stock up on cat photos and try again.