Selfie - (ËˆselfÄ“) noun: a picture taken of yourself to show your friends that you have no friends to take pictures of you
I take horrible pictures, but maybe I’m just being selfie-deprecating.
What the fox said http://t.co/SOKvthbWlY
Does this Instagram filtered selfie make me look fat? HAHA. Of course it doesn’t.
You’re so vain, you probably think everyone’s selfie is about you.
Hey I have an idea! Let’s take #selfies of each other!!!! #Loveandadorethesetwo @wwwbigbaldhead @seanflanery
Waking up from first nap of 2014! #selfie FIRST SELFIE OF 2014 #sleepy #hilarious
Pitch: An app that disables the camera, once an acceptable number of selfies has been reached.
What’s the emoji that says, “Yes, that’s your face. We got the point 23 selfies ago.”?
MY FIRST SELFIE OF 2014: (camera not working so I describe) me blurry cuz of dancing silk scarves twirling shiny body paint grape gum on di
Really looking forward to your “first selfie of 2014!!!”
Adam Wilson â˜…â˜…â˜†â˜†â˜†
First selfie of 2014: I paid cash for a Big Mac combo and ate it in my car. #shame #2014 #resolutionviolation
The only acceptable time to take a selfie is when you’re holding a ransom note. And even then, the kidnapper should do it.
A selfie is just the last picture you take before you finally die inside.
Thanks to my very short arms, any #selfies I take wind up as embarrassing close ups of my eye.
Waiter? The people behind me won’t move for my selfie.
She killing the selfie game right now!!
First selfie of ‘14. I bet one day my son tells people he never met his father. http://t.co/FirEvUZ3KY
My only New Year’s resolution for 2014 is to work on my inner selfie.
I can’t take my first selfie of 2014 because no one drew my iPhone out of the fishbowl at last night’s key party. :(
With the rise of selfies, all new Twitter celebrities come complete with perfectly angled, cropped, and filtered head shots. SUPERSTAR!
The joke is that there’s no such thing as a Twitter celebrity. POST SELFIES ANYWAY EVERYONE IS DOING IT.
Fist selfie of 2014
If you look up the word “selfie” in the dictionary, it’ll say “America has failed itself and we’re all going to die.”
If you take a selfie watching Dr. Who and drinking Starbucks that’s a Selfwhobuck right? That’s totally a thing.
First Selfie of 2014… You’re Welcome America…
And let us not forget the classic bathroom selfie, from one year ago:
Two Men In A Tub: @RickyGervais And #Conan Soak In Their Skivvies -> http://t.co/kJRtL8zA
See also: #CuteSelfies
First up, @karlkenzler. #CuteSelfies
Now, we move into the Vine video selfies section of the program.