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    The Keystone XL Pipeline Is Your Douchebag Ex-Boyfriend

    Thousands protested. President Obama denied the permit. But Keystone XL can't get the hint that we don't want him around. Now it's time to end this dirty relationship and show Keystone and his bros that it's not us. It's them.

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    Sorry, Keystone XL. You're not getting anywhere near our aquifer.