1. You would have been able to get yourself out of any medical or legal situation
8. You would have had fun ALL the time
9. Your two seemingly-mixed-and-definitely-not-related-to-you-at-all sisters would have been a non issue
11. and last, but certainly not least…
- U.S. Republican presidential candidates debated in New Hampshire ahead of Tuesday's primary, and Sen. Marco Rubio malfunctioned 🇺🇸
- BuzzFeed News has identified a second member of the ISIS execution cell led by "Jihadi John."
- And it's Super Bowl Sunday. The Denver Broncos will take on the Carolina Panthers in Santa Clara, California at 6:30 ET 🏈🙌