Celebrity·Posted on Mar 1, 2012Twitter Buzz: Can Kris Humphries Pull Off Emo Glasses?Please let him know. Plus, Jose Canseco feels like it's 1988, Tyra Banks is convinced that Michelle Obama watches her show, and Snoop Dogg reaches out to Lana Del Rey.by Whitney JeffersonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KrisHumphries Can I pull this look off?Lol.Took them from @BlackBoiPachino. lockerz.com/s/188607231— Kris Humphries (@KrisHumphries) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Carrie_Rachel Last nite I took the dangerous drug combo of a Benadryl plus the movie St. Elmo's Fire. Still singing "man in motion" but otherwise fine.— Carrie Brownstein (@Carrie_Rachel) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @michaelianblack The best tribute we can pay to Andrew Breitbart is to continue screaming at each other over the internet.— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BorowitzReport There should be a reverse DVR that prevents you from ever knowing that certain TV shows exist.— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @hayeslady Thanks to everyone for the help with the symbol and for all the butt sex jokes about my recently deceased grammie.— erinn hayes (@hayeslady) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @peteholmez "what if we took coke, took out the syrup and the carbonation, called it Dasani and charged the same price?!" - a preposterous joke in 1983.— Pete Holmes (@peteholmez) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SnoopDogg @LanaDelRey wassup lil lady.We have a record we would luv 4 u to b on! Via major lazer jah bless!!— Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @tyrabanks Shout out to our fierce 1st lady @MichelleObama! Heard you watch #ANTM w/Sasha & Malia. Last night's ep has a lil something special for you!— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @friedmanjon I feel left out. Can somebody take a picture of me holding my phone?— Jon Friedman (@friedmanjon) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @robhuebel How about a clearer warning on those Icy/Hot Patches that you should never, ever use them for soft tacos?Jerks.— Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @hwinkler4real yfrog.com/64ye3cj ARGENTINA:this is the biggest rainbow of my entire fishing career. 15 lbs. THAT was a happy day.— Henry Winkler (@hwinkler4real) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @torianddean McDonald's NEW The McRibster? Shut the hell up! How could u outshine the glory tht is The McRib... W/a deep fried w/bacon & cheese version!— Tori Spelling (@torianddean) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @DevonESawa Joining an online shoe club. Would you guys describe me as "sophisticated modern chic" or "feminine bohemian trendy"?— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @spencerpratt I hate email !#pageme— Spencer Pratt(@spencerpratt) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BorowitzReport "Does this mean it's safe for me to go back on Twitter?" -- Anthony Weiner's penis #Breitbart— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mileskahn "Justin Bieber is legal? I'm sorry, but that's just not going to do it for me." -moms— mileskahn (@mileskahn) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @biggangVH1 I want to be in the sun on the beach ..— Angela Raiola (@biggangVH1) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kristenschaaled I'm less hipster, more quirkster.— Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ParisJackson everyone needs 2 stop hating. its Justins birthday. i think mayb its cuz theyre jealous of how luvd/talented he is…happy bday @justinbieber— Paris Jacksoη (@ParisJackson) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JoseCanseco call me crazy but i fell like i did in 1988. heatlhy and my legs feel strong. 20/20 at 47? strongly believe. gladd to be playing period— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @michaelianblack When people use the word "kewl," it makes we want to pewk.— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KrisJenner Co hosting The View with one of my idols Barbara Walters!! #dreamcometrue twitter.com/KrisJenner/sta…— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bobsaget At airport listening to invasively loud guy rolling calls to every key person in his life. I will miss him.... Shit he's on my flight.— bob saget (@bobsaget) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @pattonoswalt I'm going to pitch a WIRE-style show set entirely inside The Grove in L.A.— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @pattonoswalt Pres. Obama reveals his favorite WIRE character was Omar.Romney says his favorite was Goldie Hawn.— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @CrystalHarris Just got surprised with a balloon ride!! 💙🎈#imscared— Crystal Harris (@CrystalHarris) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LilJon ACAI + BANANAS + STRAWBERRIES + BLUEBERRIES = #SMOOTHIETIME— LIL JON (@LilJon) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kellyoxford If I'm out and my phone displays "10% battery remaining", I hear the Super Mario "Hurry Up" theme song and decide on the fastest way home.— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @StarJonesEsq The reindeer sausage was good (tastes a little like bratwurst)...but it is a little higher in fat content than I usually have.— Star Jones (@StarJonesEsq) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SethMacFarlane “I’ll have that food that makes you cum in a restaurant.†-- When Harry Met Sally (first draft)— Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) March 1, 2012 @ Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @rainnwilson If Snooki gives birth to the anti-Christ, I'll be all "I told you sooooo".— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) March 1, 2012