Twitter Buzz: Can Kris Humphries Pull Off Emo Glasses?
Please let him know. Plus, Jose Canseco feels like it's 1988, Tyra Banks is convinced that Michelle Obama watches her show, and Snoop Dogg reaches out to Lana Del Rey. posted
Can I pull this look off?Lol.Took them from @BlackBoiPachino. lockerz.com/s/188607231
â Kris Humphries (@KrisHumphries) March 1, 2012
Last nite I took the dangerous drug combo of a Benadryl plus the movie St. Elmo's Fire. Still singing "man in motion" but otherwise fine.
â Carrie Brownstein (@Carrie_Rachel) March 1, 2012
The best tribute we can pay to Andrew Breitbart is to continue screaming at each other over the internet.
â Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 1, 2012
There should be a reverse DVR that prevents you from ever knowing that certain TV shows exist.
â Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) March 1, 2012
Thanks to everyone for the help with the symbol and for all the butt sex jokes about my recently deceased grammie.
â erinn hayes (@hayeslady) March 1, 2012
"what if we took coke, took out the syrup and the carbonation, called it Dasani and charged the same price?!" - a preposterous joke in 1983.
â Pete Holmes (@peteholmez) March 1, 2012
@LanaDelRey wassup lil lady.We have a record we would luv 4 u to b on! Via major lazer jah bless!!
â Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) March 1, 2012
Shout out to our fierce 1st lady @MichelleObama! Heard you watch #ANTM w/Sasha & Malia. Last night's ep has a lil something special for you!
â Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) March 1, 2012
I feel left out. Can somebody take a picture of me holding my phone?
â Jon Friedman (@friedmanjon) March 1, 2012
How about a clearer warning on those Icy/Hot Patches that you should never, ever use them for soft tacos?Jerks.
â Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) March 1, 2012
yfrog.com/64ye3cj ARGENTINA:this is the biggest rainbow of my entire fishing career. 15 lbs. THAT was a happy day.
â Henry Winkler (@hwinkler4real) March 1, 2012
McDonald's NEW The McRibster? Shut the hell up! How could u outshine the glory tht is The McRib... W/a deep fried w/bacon & cheese version!
â Tori Spelling (@torianddean) March 1, 2012
Joining an online shoe club. Would you guys describe me as "sophisticated modern chic" or "feminine bohemian trendy"?
â devon sawa (@DevonESawa) March 1, 2012
I hate email !#pageme
â Spencer Pratt(@spencerpratt) March 1, 2012
"Does this mean it's safe for me to go back on Twitter?" -- Anthony Weiner's penis #Breitbart
â Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) March 1, 2012
"Justin Bieber is legal? I'm sorry, but that's just not going to do it for me." -moms
â mileskahn (@mileskahn) March 1, 2012
I want to be in the sun on the beach ..
â Angela Raiola (@biggangVH1) March 1, 2012
I'm less hipster, more quirkster.
â Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled) March 1, 2012
everyone needs 2 stop hating. its Justins birthday. i think mayb its cuz theyre jealous of how luvd/talented he isâ¦happy bday @justinbieber
â Paris Jackso÷ (@ParisJackson) March 1, 2012
call me crazy but i fell like i did in 1988. heatlhy and my legs feel strong. 20/20 at 47? strongly believe. gladd to be playing period
â Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 1, 2012
When people use the word "kewl," it makes we want to pewk.
â Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 1, 2012
Co hosting The View with one of my idols Barbara Walters!! #dreamcometrue twitter.com/KrisJenner/staâ¦
â Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) March 1, 2012
At airport listening to invasively loud guy rolling calls to every key person in his life. I will miss him.... Shit he's on my flight.
â bob saget (@bobsaget) March 1, 2012
I'm going to pitch a WIRE-style show set entirely inside The Grove in L.A.
â Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 1, 2012
Pres. Obama reveals his favorite WIRE character was Omar.Romney says his favorite was Goldie Hawn.
â Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 1, 2012
Just got surprised with a balloon ride!! ðÂÂÂðÂÂÂ#imscared
â Crystal Harris (@CrystalHarris) March 1, 2012
ACAI + BANANAS + STRAWBERRIES + BLUEBERRIES = #SMOOTHIETIME
â LIL JON (@LilJon) March 1, 2012
If I'm out and my phone displays "10% battery remaining", I hear the Super Mario "Hurry Up" theme song and decide on the fastest way home.
â kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) March 1, 2012
The reindeer sausage was good (tastes a little like bratwurst)...but it is a little higher in fat content than I usually have.
â Star Jones (@StarJonesEsq) March 1, 2012
âÂÂIâÂÂll have that food that makes you cum in a restaurant.â -- When Harry Met Sally (first draft)
â Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) March 1, 2012
If Snooki gives birth to the anti-Christ, I'll be all "I told you sooooo".
â RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) March 1, 2012
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