Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Eric Andre

The comedian takes our Q&A!

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What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?

Phone: Tupac with a Lisa Frank background. Computer: A picture of Manute Bol and Mugsy Bogues.

When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?

A Zima.

Who is the last person that called or texted you?

My ex.

What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?

I dick-queefed in an elevator in front of a hockey player.

When is the last time you went to a theater?

Couple weeks ago.

What TV show should everyone should be watching?

Ren & Stimpy.

And what is your TV guilty pleasure?

Pimp My Ride.

What's the first CD you bought?

Weird Al's The Food Album.

What music are you currently listening to?

Jud Jud (they're an a capella hardcore band).

What movie makes you laugh the most?

Precious.

Pick one: kittens or puppies?

Puppies.

New York or Los Angeles?

Winnipeg.

Comedy or drama?

Snuff.

Bacon or Nutella?

Barf.

Coffee or tea?

KoRn.

'80s or '90s?

'90s. The 1890s...

NSYNC or BSB?

A-B-A-C-A-B-B (blood code for Mortal Kombat).

Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?

Migos.

And finally: Tell us a secret.

I slept in my parents' bed until I was 10 years old.

The Eric Andre Show airs Thursdays at 12:15 a.m. on Adult Swim — and watch an early clip of tonight's episode featuring True Blood's Ryan Kwanten here!