“It’s not my fault if someone gets into a relationship with me and then cheats and I write a song about it,” Taylor Swift boldly declares in this month’s Vogue UK. And when they asked her about the song she wrote about John Mayer — titled “Dear John” — she replied,
“How presumptuous! I never disclose who my songs are about. No! I don’t want to know, I don’t want to know [what Mayer said about it]. I know it wasn’t good, so I don’t want to know. I put a high priority on staying happy, and I know what I can’t handle. It’s not that I’m this egomaniac and I don’t want to hear anything negative, because I do keep myself in check. But I’ve never developed that thick a skin.”
Again, the title of the song is DEAR. JOHN.
Emma Watson admitted over the weekend that Tom Felton — otherwise known as Draco Malfoy — broke her wee heart when she was a girl on the Harry Potter set:
“Between the ages of ten and twelve I had a really terrible crush on Tom Felton, to the extent that I would go into work in the morning and look down the numbers on the call sheet to see if he was going to be in. We love a bad guy, he was a few years older and he had a skateboard - and that just did it really. He totally knew and the thing is that he’d tell everyone, ‘I see her in a younger, sisterly way,’ and it just broke my heart. It still does.”
Christina Aguilera either did or didn’t tell Billboard that her label asked her to slim down:
“I told them…’You are working with a fat girl. Know it now and get over it.’ They need a reminder sometimes that I don’t belong to them. It’s my body.
I got tired of being a skinny, white girl. I am Ecuadorian but people felt so safe passing me off as a skinny, blue-eyed white girl. My body can’t put anyone in jeopardy of not making money anymore—my body is just not on the table that way anymore.”
But she is now denying that she ever said such a thing. Personally, I would have gained respect for her if she had really said it…
A real Childrens Hospital in Los Angeles sent out an official memo to its staff after billboards of the Adult Swim show Childrens Hospital were placed near their establishment. What, Rob Corddry in clown makeup and scrubs is something to worry about?
And your host of the 85 annual Academy Awards is… Seth MacFarlane.
Selena Gomez got a tattoo of some roman numerals on the back of her neck. They spell out “76,” which is neither her age nor the year she was born.
So You Think You Can Dance host Cat Deely married comic Patrick Kielty in Greece over the weekend.
Patrick Stump — lead singer of Fall Out Boy — also got married over the weekend.
Malin Ackerman is pregnant.
John Krasinski and Emily Blunt spent a cool $2 million on an eco-friendly
Christina Applegate and Bruno Mars will each host Saturday Night Live this month.
Flip-flops make Karl Lagerfeld physically ill.
Kanye West is being sued over samples he used in My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy .
Paris Jackson cut her hair, kinda looks like Miley Cyrus now.
Johnny Depp served as the grand marshal of an Oklahoma Comanche Tribe parade over the weekend.
Gwyneth Paltrow rang in her 40th birthday on a boat in Italy.
Jason Aldean was caught cheating on his wife with a former American Idol contestant.
Miley Cyrus could play Bonnie in a new Bonnie & Clyde miniseries for Lifetime.
Harry Styles is a “bonking machine”.
Danny Bonaduce was bitten by a fan at an event.
Aw, Ben Affleck was embarrassed when he caught wind of his wife telling the world about his “wonder sperm.”
Kim Zolciak is getting her own Bravo spinoff, so don’t you go worrying about her absence from the RHOA promos!
Rick Ross and Young Jeezy got into a brawl at the BET Awards.
Fiona Apple is pissed at Perez Hilton.
Elton John sang at the wedding for Jeffrey Katzenberg’s daughter.
Jessica Simpson supposedly asked her doctor(s) for lap band surgery but they said no?
T-Boz now has a reality show, thanks to TLC.
By the way, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore did get married for real and remain so.
Katy Perry is planning a divorce party.