Sarah Jessica Parker was spotted sitting behind Tom Hanks at last night's Rangers game. No big deal.
When your barn runs out of hay:
What happened next is so surprising — SO SHOCKING — experts 'round the world are trying to discover the reason for it:
I know. Let's inspect this one more time.
What could possibly make SJP react that way ...to Forest Gump?
...to a 12-year-old trapped in a thirty-year-old's body?
...to a man without his Wilson?
...to AMERICAN TREASURE TOM HANKS!?
What could POSSIBLY be the reason for this face?
