Well, this is awkward: Kristen Stewart gave an interview pre-breakup with Robert Pattinson to Vogue and they just ran it now. Here are the two most important quotes:
“My God, I’m so in love with my boyfriend. I wish he were here now. I think I want to have his babies.”
”I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits. I don’t get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love – don’t you think that’s the whole point?”
Paul Nassif is claiming that Adrienne Maloof would beat him in their divorce papers. (What is it about The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills and physical abuse?)
Kris Jenner thinks Honey Boo Boo’s mom June is exploiting her children. Kris Jenner. Mother to the Kardashians. Let that one sink in for a moment.
Bob Barker is pissed that he was excluded from The Price Is Right’s 40th anniversary show, saying the show’s producers “chose to ignore me, which is fine” and “they haven’t even offered me a DVD.” Now Drew Carey cleared the air:
“It wasn’t because of animosity or anything like that … nobody has anything against him … it just didn’t occur to anybody to invite him personally to be on the show because it was a salute to contestants.”
Page Six reports that E! is unhappy with Ryan Lochte — who they hired to be on-air talent for Fashion Week:
Lochte was tapped to appear on E! News as a fashion correspondent this week. But E! execs privately complain the gold medalist, who was famously flat in his Olympic interviews, is disappointing on camera.
“E! is regretting the decision. Even after media training, he’s still not sharp,” said an insider, who added producers are frustrated.
Um, jeah, obviously?
Kanye West has been writing lyrics about Kim Kardashian in his music all along. In 2009’s “Knock You Down” he talks about Kim dating NFL player Reggie Bush:
“You was always the cheerleader of my dreams
To seem to only date the head of football teams
And I was the class clown that always kept you laughing
We were never meant to be, baby we just happened.”
Jason Biggs has found himself apologizing after he sent above tweet and Megyn Kelly of Fox News flipped out about it and called for Nickelodeon to fire him from the latest TMNT reboot.
Khloe Kardashian is rumored to be the frontrunner to host X Factor.
Danny Devito’s #trollfoot has gone psychedelic.
Cee-Lo is developing a scripted sitcom for NBC.
Sarah Hyland can balance her dog on her back for three minutes.
Drake wants to collaborate with Justin Timberlake.
Ha ha ha ha, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroger started dating on Canada Day.
Steven Tyler would like you to know that Aerosmith is back in studio.
Lil Wayne is suing Quincy Jones III for using his music in a movie about Lil Wayne. (I don’t get it, either.)
Demi Lovato called Simon Cowell an asshole.
Prince Harry is being deployed to Afghanistan, presumably for his bad behavior in Vegas.
Here’s Kristin Davis kissing an Uncle Jesse Full House doll.
Olivia Munn riding a motorcycle.
Oh, and in case you didn’t notice, there were a ton of celebs at the DNC last night.
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