Remember The Lohan Family Christmas Song, "Lohan Holiday"?

The best time Lindsay Lohan and her sister sang a Christmas pop song ever.

Just a few months later from when this photo was taken in 2006, the Lohan woman gave us this:

Image by Michael Buckner / Getty Images

Today, the idea of a “Lohan Holiday” might conjure up images of booze and jail but 2006 was a simpler time. Ali — who now goes by Aliana — was an impressionable 13 years old when her mother sold the idea of her Christmas album to a record label. Wikipedia eloquently described the album’s inception as:

The current CEO of YMC Records asked Dina Lohan if Lindsay Lohan would be interested in doing a Christmas album, and Dina responded that Lindsay was tied up with film projects, but would he be interested in Ali Lohan, her younger sister?

The album — a full album, mind you — features 12 tracks by Ali, one song with Dina, one song with Amy Grant, and the following song with her sister Lindsay:

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=9M7LitlOmU0.

It’s hard to tell the difference in singing between Lindsay and Ali, which is weird because we know that Lindsay can sing. The biggest tradgedy here is that a music video was never made. So instead, here are the lyrics so that you can memorize them and make up your own “Lohan Holiday” hand movements (whatever that means):

Let me take you on a Lohan holiday
A winter wonderland that’s oh so far away
Don’t have to go no where - just let your mind escape
Come on a journey to this Lohan holiday

Imagine if you can - a magical Christmas land fictional journey - a vision so real
A place everybody smiles - wont you come for a while
Lets go in a hurry - come with me you’ll see

Imaginations all you really need (lohan holiday)

Let me take you on a Lohan holiday
A winter wonderland that’s oh so far away
Don’t have to go no where - just let your mind escape
Come on a journey to this Lohan holiday

Such a magical ride - so come on jump inside
A great destination for everyone to see
The wonders in the air cant wait to see you there
Magical moments that you have only dreamed
All you have to do is just believe (lohan holiday)

Let me take you on a Lohan holiday
A winter wonderland that’s oh so far away
Don’t have to go no where - just let your mind escape
Come on a journey to this Lohan holiday

A Christmas fantasy that’s meant for you and me
Where everything you’ll ever want is for free just believe (take you there)

Let me take you on a Lohan holiday
A winter wonderland that’s oh so far away
Don’t have to go no where - just let your mind escape
Come on a journey to this Lohan holiday
Come let me take you on a Lohan holiday
A winter wonderland that’s oh so far away
Don’t have to go no where - just let your mind escape
I can take you so far away

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Listen to the entire album here!

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