You know how LinkedIn does that CRAZY ANNOYING THING where they spam every single connection you have every time you update your profile?
STEP ONE: Click on the upper right side of your profile and select "Privacy & Settings."
STEP TWO: Scroll down to "Profile" and select "Turn on/off your activity broadcasts."
STEP THREE: Uncheck that pesky box and click "Save changes."
STEP FIVE: Breathe a huge sigh of relief because you aren't ever going to annoy your LinkedIn contacts again.