North Korea Celebrates The Life Of Kim Jong Il With A Performance By "The Jongettes"

    Among the many performances during yesterday's celebration of their fallen dictator's life was a song performed by the country's first-ever girl group. First-ever! The Jongettes -- yes, really -- performed a tribute to Kim Jong il and later on a group of synchronized swimmers danced to the song, "We Will Defend General Kim Jong Un at the Risk of Our Lives." How uplifting!