A judge revoked Lindsay Lohan’s probation today and will decide whether or not Lindz will spend time in jail — up to 245 days, by the way — at a hearing on Jan. 15.
“It was obviously an unfortunate incident. It kind of made me sad on two accounts. One was that I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of another person in a vulnerable moment, and rather than delete it, and do the decent thing, sells it. And I’m sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies the sexuality of unwilling participants. Which brings us back to Les Mis […] So let’s get back to Les Mis.”
The courts have awarded custody of Modern Family star Ariel Winter to her sister.
Look at this picture of Taylor Swift and Harry Styles releasing white doves into the air. Between this and the Dirty Dancing lift, I’m officially convinced that their relationship is just for press.
Says Us Weekly: Bethenny Frankel is unhappy with her husband Jason Hoppy.
Says Star Magazine: Bruce Jenner is unhappy with Kris Jenner and will file for divorce.
Actually, Ian McKellen doesn’t have cancer, as previously reported. His rep says that the quotes were “taken out of context” and from “an interview from years ago.” Hooray!
Uma Thurman was Quentin Tarantino’s date to the premiere of Django Unchained.
Whitney Houston was the most googled death of the year.
Jenna Bush Hager is pregnant.
Morrissey is blaming Kate Middleton for the hospital nurse’s tragic suicide.
Sarah Palin’s son Track has filed for divorce.
Jessica Simpson eats grilled cheese.
Megan Fox screamed for an epidural when giving birth.
Sarah Jessica Parker’s assistant was caught shoplifting in Norway.
Jennifer Aniston didn’t drink any alcohol at her holiday party, so everyone thinks that she’s pregnant.
Colton Haynes will join the cast of Arrow.
Arrested Development will have more episodes than the original order of 10!
J.R. Ewing will have a funeral on Dallas.
Demi Lovato tweeted out a fake naked photo of herself.
Mick Jagger gave David Leterman’s Top 10 List last night.
Jessica Biel wore a cape while shopping.
Shia LaBeouf will star opposite Alec Baldwin in a Broadway show that begins in March.
Ice T and Coco went to an event together last night.
RIP, Ravi Shankar.