Another day, another weird story about Ke$ha:
“I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy … Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, ‘That is mine!’ So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross so I don’t do it anymore.”
Remember all the way back to Sunday night when Chris Brown refused to give Frank Ocean a standing ovation? And then we came across the above photo, which looked like Adele was scolding him? Well, turns out the opposite happened. Quoth Lady Adele:
Chris Brown and I were complimenting each other in that photo actually!
Finally, the (non-)controversy over Lena Dunham and Patrick Wilson’s on-screen love affair has come to an end. Patrick’s wife, Dagmara Dominczyk, killed the conversation today with the following tweet:
funny, his wife is a size 10, muffin top & all, & he does her just fine.Least that’s what I hear ;) rule # 1 - never say never
I think @lenadunham is pretty great. Love her boobs, admire her balls. Proud of the episode of my hubby proud of GIRLS
Lady Gaga cancelled the rest of her tour through her twitter last night:
There’s an unfortunate announcement coming out right now, concerning myself and the Born This Ball. Im so sorry. I barely know what to say. I’ve been hiding a show injury and chronic pain for sometime now,over the past month it has worsened. I’ve been praying it would heal. I hid it from my staff, I didn’t want to disappoint my amazing fans. However after last nights performance I could not walk and still can’t. To the fans in Chicago Detroit & Hamilton I hope you can forgive me, as it is nearly impossible for me to forgive myself. Im devasted & sad. It will hopefully heal as soon as possible, I hate this. I hate this so much. I love you and Im sorry.
Steve Martin is a father for the first time! His wife Anne Stringfield brought a baby into this world in December.
Albert Brooks has signed on to reprise his role in Finding Nemo 2.
Drew Barrymore is getting all of her tattoos lasered off for her husband.
James Franco says he has no gag reflex. Okay.
Hugh Jackman says his wife is getting tired of the gay rumors.
Dina Manzo will star in the “docu-reality” show being produced by Al Roker.
Maya Rudolph and Paul F. Tompkins sang a duet.
Brandi Glanville will be a special fashion correspondent for the Oscars.
Steve Wilkos’ head got beaten with a metal bowl on his talk show.
Helena Bonham Carter will also play Elizabeth Taylor in a made-for-tv movie. Sorry, LiLo.
Dan Harmon is still angry about the state of television.
KimYe got stopped by the TSA.