Happy Birthday to the best and only nanny I have ever had!! @Rosielots of love from mama and me!! Xoxoxo
— MichelleTrachtenberg (@RealMichelleT) March 21, 2012
Im going to break down and try the Dorito taco from Taco Bell. People keep talking about it, so I HAVE to, but Im ashamed.
— DJ Qualls (@TheOnlyDJQualls) March 21, 2012
I ate the taco. It was like a salty regular taco painted orange. I hope it doesnt give me the runs.
— DJ Qualls (@TheOnlyDJQualls) March 21, 2012
Can't sleep. Might as well feed my Mogwai.
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) March 21, 2012
America loves stories about starving women.They're so hungry!
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) March 21, 2012
It's always nice to get body slammed by a pap! Who then proceeded to ask me how I felt about my brothers dog dying! #WhatADouche
— Kelly Osbourne (@MissKellyO) March 21, 2012
I like my whiskey like I like my marriage, on the rocks.
— Jonah Ray (@jonahray) March 21, 2012
— Emma Roberts (@RobertsEmma) March 21, 2012
It is strange to have found myself in a situation where ppl wish me ill because I fell in love with someone they have an obsession for
— Hilaria Thomas (@hilariathomas) March 21, 2012
Ppl question my sincerity bc I'm 28& bc I dont come from an enormous ammount of$-I may have many flaws, but being insincere is not 1 of them
— Hilaria Thomas (@hilariathomas) March 21, 2012
So 2 any1 reading this who is not a fan I my relationship: I love Alec & I dont care what u think-but please leave us alone- (cont)
— Hilaria Thomas (@hilariathomas) March 21, 2012
don't come near me and don't write to me. I wish you the best and that you find as true a love and as deep a happiness as I have. Namaste
— Hilaria Thomas (@hilariathomas) March 21, 2012
I had a dream Jon Hamm had dandruff. It's gonna be a rough day.
— mileskahn (@mileskahn) March 21, 2012
@steveagee wtf is an instagram filler? u r 2 advanced 4 my pea brains
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) March 21, 2012
Just read in the paper that a Massachusetts urology clinic is offering free pizza to vasectomy patients. In other words: a slice for slice.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) March 21, 2012
Late Night with Jimmy "Falon" #NBC #Respect instagr.am/p/IcD9LwPZ4l/
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) March 21, 2012
If super fans of COMMUNITY aren't already calling themselves Communiteers, they should.
— Doug Benson (@DougBenson) March 21, 2012
I love the sun! Warmy, warmy, glow ball!!
— Jim Rash (@RashisTVUgly) March 21, 2012
No. It is my apple.instagr.am/p/IcS2NfjgL3/
— Arthur Darvill (@RattyBurvil) March 21, 2012
I usually hate bragging, but not this time. A ladybug totally just flew out of my underpants.
— erinn hayes (@hayeslady) March 21, 2012
Excited to cook bacon and eggs on the back of new ipad.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) March 21, 2012
I watched and loved Battle Royale. Hunger Games books seems to be the same premise. Will the movie be as good as Battle Royale?
— Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) March 21, 2012
You laugh at me bc I'm different. I laugh at you bc u r the same. #Perspective
— Aubrey O'Day (@AubreyODay) March 21, 2012
The moment your tire blows, car jerking violently on a mountain road sending you spinning towards a deep chasm. That's how true love feels.
— Dane Cook (@danecook) March 21, 2012
Arguing w/CelebApp Latinas doesn't mean I hate Latinos. When I go out,I always leave a few bites of my filet mignon for the dishwashers.
— Lisa Lampanelli (@LisaLampanelli) March 21, 2012
I just plowed through half a bag of Doritos, and yes, I'm ok with that
— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) March 21, 2012
it was a big bag, and they were cool ranch. the whole time I contemplated the origin of the name "cool ranch"
— Cory Monteith (@CoryMonteith) March 21, 2012
Just changed my top 8 on MySpace.
— Natasha Leggero (@natashaleggero) March 21, 2012
We bout to shoot FAST & FURIOUS 6 THIS SUMMER!! AAAWWW YEAH! instagr.am/p/IcuZzyQa89/
— Ludacris (@Ludacris) March 21, 2012
