It's really appropriate to tweet this any day, but seriously - Fuck you Geraldo.
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) March 23, 2012
I swear it wasn't me! I don't even know where to buy flour!
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) March 23, 2012
Don't u love it when some1 reveals themselves not to be worth ur time via text messaging? Saves u time & alcohol consumption #NEXT
— Jaleel White (@jaleelwhite) March 23, 2012
Ladies, if ur going to Google a dude beforehand, try not revealing things in convo even HE knows he hasn't told you yet #superfail HA!
— Jaleel White (@jaleelwhite) March 23, 2012
I'm so jet lagged, I have that Wings song "Jet" in my head. I'm so jet lagged, I briefly thought above disclosure was a clever anecdote.
— st vincent (@st_vincent) March 23, 2012
F the whining beeyatches
— Fred Durst (@freddurst) March 23, 2012
anybody else out there not going scuba diving tomorrow?
— Eric Stonestreet (@ericstonestreet) March 23, 2012
Midnight showing of the Hunger Games! Hot damn. I'm not a promoter of violence, but I'm so glad I started sai-swords at a young age.
— Chris Colfer (@chriscolfer) March 23, 2012
Draw something ?
— lilyrosecooper (@MrsLRCooper) March 23, 2012
can I just say one thing that might get my head chopped off?? Bullying has been around since the beginning of time..teach ur children well
— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) March 23, 2012
The Pope only has one vice. #Vaticanyfrog.com/khflgmoj
— Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled) March 23, 2012
Listening to the Doo-Wop Express radio station in Itunes. Great way to start the day.
— Colin Hanks (@Colin_Hanks) March 23, 2012
Dear Geraldo Rivera: I'll use small words so you can follow me, okay?Hoodies don't kill people. Paranoid racists with guns kill people.
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) March 23, 2012
Wish there was Shazam app for men so you could tag them w/ your iphone while they're talking and then see "he masturbates to anime."
— Jessi Klein (@jessirklein) March 23, 2012
I'm showing up to my next event already flour bombed. It's going to be epic.
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) March 23, 2012
“Crabbe†actor from Harry Potter movies jailed for violent disorder, theft during London riots. It seems Goyle apparated away in time.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) March 23, 2012
Geraldo....What the Hell you talking bout(Katt Williams Voice)! Hoodies don't kill people they keep your ass from freezing on airplanes!
— Jay Pharoah (@JayPharoah) March 23, 2012
Now a blue,red, yellow, green, purple, or black bandanda stuffed in your back pocket, on the wrong street might get u a debut on the 1st 48!
— Jay Pharoah (@JayPharoah) March 23, 2012
But not a hoodie.
— Jay Pharoah (@JayPharoah) March 23, 2012
According to Geraldo, Trayvon Martin's sweatshirt is why he was murdered. Sometimes I think we just aren't up to this 'civilization thing.'
— Richard Dreyfuss (@RichardDreyfuss) March 23, 2012
Please God let me never say the words "Maroon 5 is killing it right now!".
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 23, 2012
Old farts listen up. Putting an aspirin 'tween a gal's knees doesn't cut it. I tried it & I'm pretty sure a baby slipped thru the back door
— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) March 23, 2012
Are there an inordinate number of people at the courthouse with dandruff or is it that so many people wear dark blazers to court?#JuryDuty
— Retta (@JokeDiva) March 23, 2012
Happy Hunger Games everyone! :) can't wait for everyone to see it! Such an amazing film! JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS GENUIS!
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 23, 2012
If I'm worried about my le creuset utensils holder making it to NY in one piece now, what will I be worrying about when I'm middle aged?
— alexa chung (@alexa_chung) March 23, 2012
iPad as pillow....say.ly/eQa1CPZ
— Julie Benz (@juliebenz) March 23, 2012
Please stop making fun of what Geraldo said, I lost my grandmother to hoodies :(
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) March 23, 2012
I am humble because I will go into public with sleep lines all over my face.
— Josh Holloway (@Josh_Holloway) March 23, 2012
Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) March 23, 2012
I cant think of a grosser term ive read about lately than " pink slime". So barfable. Who okay'd that?#sortofseinfeldtag
— David Spade (@DavidSpade) March 23, 2012
U should be ashamed of yourself. @GeraldoRivera - Trayvon is DEAD! While U and others have the nerve to TRY and make this about wardrobe.
— Arsenio Hall (@ArsenioOFFICIAL) March 23, 2012
Oh no -- is spunky a bad word now?Too bad. I've always liked spunky. What do we say instead?#things I learn on twitter.
— Judy Blume (@judyblume) March 23, 2012